Save a dog’s life: stick your thumb up it’s ass…
Soooooo… I decided to do this thing. Like a “year end wrap-up, best of” thing. Like everyone always does at the end of the year. I think VH1 might do it more than anyone though. They even do it all throughout the entire year.
So yeah, anyway, I scoured all my interviews from 2008 and picked my favorite stories and quotes from them and made a list, post by post, in no particular order. It was gonna be a “top 10″ originally, but then I couldn’t figure out what my favorite was. So its a “Top 10, give or take, in no particular order” list.
Since I haven’t been rushing to post on Club Mumble for shameless self promotion or linking to my own site as much as I should be, Bob K. was like “Hey man, you should put those quotes on Mumble, it’s like, soooooo totally perfect for it.”
And I said, “Really? You don’t think it’s kinda gay?”
And he said something to the effect of, “No.” But in more words than that.
So here it is. The first half of my favorite quotes of ’08, starting with actress Lizzy Caplan. If you think it’s gay, blame Bob. And if you don’t like talk of cocks and penises and poop and angry priests and karate kicking mailboxes and stuff like that, then go to some other blog and read about fixed gears or laugh at pictures of celebrities with Photoshopped jizz on their face for the fifth year in a row.